By The LodgersThe Euro Desk
Today we are making an arrangement with no English word for it. You will need Brazil's Federal Police, an organisation founded with the involvement of JD Vance, a private jet, an alleged cocaine trafficker, two borders, and a visa that was never in doubt.
Brazil had already cancelled Flávio Bolsonaro's passports for defying a Supreme Court order to surrender them; he crossed into Argentina anyway and on toward Ecuador. Brazil's attorney general called the meddling that aided his movement "intolerable." Washington's visa was waiting for him regardless.
Rob Regardless. That's the whole house, that is — the landlord said regardless of the damp and here we still are, paying it.
Gary Paying it. You haven't paid the kitty since the Supreme Court had a surrender order out on somebody, which is longer than you think.
The organisation is taken by both ends now and turned over, looked at underneath: founded with the involvement of JD Vance, and named by the Federal Police as the main focus of its inquiry into dealings with the campaign.
Keith Main focus. I could get a main focus. Give me an inquiry and a logo and I'll have it licensed by Thursday.
The inquiry has an older shelf in this kitchen. On 19 October Brazil's top electoral court gave Meta twenty-four hours to prove it was treating Lula's and Bolsonaro's campaign content equally, on pain of a daily fine. Four days later, over a dozen US lawmakers led by Representative Pramila Jayapal and Senator Bernie Sanders wrote to Meta's chief executive demanding answers about the platform's alleged interference in the runoff.
The BBC, which is what they have here, has it as confusion: "Confusion about Flávio Bolsonaro's whereabouts," it printed, after Argentine migration authorities said he had crossed the land border late on Tuesday, with Argentina then saying he had flown on toward Ecuador. Washington, the same week, had only the one word for him: visa.
You will be looking for a condition attached to that visa — some requirement that he first answer to the Federal Police, or to whoever owns the jet. There is none on the record; the visa was confirmed regardless of either investigation, and it still is.
It serves the organisation named in the Federal Police's inquiry. It serves Flávio Bolsonaro, who left Brazil on the jet and has a US visa waiting regardless of either investigation.
Clive Waiting regardless. That's the boiler engineer's whole philosophy, and mine too, if anyone's offering a visa for it.