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FIRST YEAR FRIDAY, 30 OCTOBER 2026 — THE AFTERNOON EDITION FREE, FOREVER — EVERY CLAIM LINKED

White House credits Melania Trump's ceasefire for evacuating civilians it reported were eating grass.

photo: New York Post

Call this one the obituary for the easy version of the story.

It was born October 11, when the White House announced an energy ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, each side agreeing to leave the other's power grid alone. It turned out to be bunk within a day.

It was reborn October 23, in Oleshky, a Russian-occupied city in the Kherson region, where the Guardian reported people were surviving on weeds. …

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Asked to drop Russia from the G20 photo, the hosts dropped the photo instead.

Today we are making a family photograph, which is not a dish you can get over here, so I shall go slowly. You will need twenty foreign ministers, a camera that has done this every G20 for years, and Sergei Lavrov, Russia's foreign minister, standing where the other nineteen were due to stand.

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On the Sharpie

Democrat

Democrat: the needle points at NO UPDATES BEYOND 2024, out of THE SHARPIE, 5 PERCENT, COMPLETELY DESTROYED, NO UPDATES BEYOND 2024. THE SHARPIE 5 PERCENT COMPLETELY DESTROYED NO UPDATES BEYOND 2024

The map. The forecast gave southeastern Alabama about a 5 percent chance of tropical-storm-force winds, and the Birmingham weather office had posted that "Alabama will NOT see any impacts"; two days after the marker, an unsigned NOAA statement said Birmingham "spoke in absolute terms" 1. The Commerce Department's inspector general found in 2020 that "the Department required NOAA to issue a Statement that did not further NOAA's or NWS's interests" 2.

The count. On May 8, 2025, NOAA announced that its Billion-Dollar Weather and Climate Disasters product "will be retired, with no updates beyond calendar year 2024" 3. After losing staff, the National Weather Service was allowed to hire 450 meteorologists, hydrologists and radar technicians that August 4. And the council's recommendation for the agency that pays out after a storm: aid only for homes "completely destroyed" 5. In 2019 the storm was drawn somewhere else. In 2025 the tally of storms was stopped.

Sources

  1. About a 5 percent chance of tropical-storm-force winds in southeastern Alabama; Birmingham: "Alabama will NOT see any impacts"; NOAA: Birmingham "spoke in absolute terms" — WSFA, 6 September 2019 ↑
  2. "The Department required NOAA to issue a Statement that did not further NOAA's or NWS's interests" — Commerce Department inspector general, OIG-20-032-I — Nextgov, July 2020 ↑
  3. The Billion-Dollar Weather and Climate Disasters product "will be retired, with no updates beyond calendar year 2024" — NOAA NESDIS, 8 May 2025 ↑
  4. The National Weather Service allowed to hire 450 meteorologists, hydrologists and radar technicians — House press release from Reps. Flood and Sorensen, 7 August 2025 ↑
  5. Aid only for homes "completely destroyed" — Government Executive, 7 May 2026 ↑

“It's the little loop that bothers me. The forecast map from August 29th, and then on September 4th there's this extra curve in black marker, reaching into Alabama. The forecast gave southeastern Alabama about a five percent chance of tropical-storm winds; the Birmingham office said Alabama would "NOT see any impacts." Two days later, an unsigned statement took his side. The next year the inspector general wrote it "did not further NOAA's or NWS's interests." Excuse me — I forgot my umbrella. The loop was drawn in 2019. Who's drawing the map now?”— Lou

“The Sharpie. September 2019, the official forecast map in the Oval Office, and there's a black loop drawn into Alabama. "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know." Then the weather agency was made to back him, and the Commerce Department's inspector general said the statement didn't serve the agency. Last year they found a better pen. They retired the count of billion-dollar disasters — "no updates beyond calendar year 2024." You don't have to redraw the storm if you stop keeping the map.”
Sal
“The president was simply being cautious about Alabama, and caution is what you want from a leader during hurricane season, and retiring the disaster count is caution too, since you can't be alarmed by a number no one publishes.”
Chip
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ICE agent indicted for ramming SUV into man while chasing suspect dead for years

My wife told me to leave it alone. Twice. Once when I got up at eleven to find the folder, and once around two, when she heard the garage door and came out in her robe to ask what exactly I thought I was going to find out there that I hadn't found in the house. I didn't have an answer for her. I still don't, entirely.

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Judge calls third Comey prosecution a possible exercise in futility; prosecutors suggest a fourth charge anyway.

My wife told me to leave this one alone. I did not leave it alone. I was up past one in the morning, running the week's dates over again, Monday through Friday, the way you check a receipt against a till slip that keeps coming up short no matter how many times you re-add the column.

Monday, the record says, the Justice Department filed a third criminal case against James Comey, accusing the former FBI director — per The New York Times — of leaking classified information from about a decade ago. Two earlier FBI investigations into that same leak had already closed with no charges at all. That's not a guess on my part. It's the sequence, in the order it happened: the same leak, two dead ends, and now a third filing.

That same Monday, a federal judge ruled the Justice Department had illegally fired Comey's daughter, Maurene Comey, from her own job as a federal prosecutor. She'd held that job for a decade, the judge found, with consistently strong reviews, right up until her firing in July 2025. I don't have a question about that part. I have the date, and the date is Monday, same as the other one.

Friday is what kept me up a second night. Comey's lawyers were back in court, and according to The Hill, their argument was that the Justice Department had simply waited too long to bring these charges. CBS reported that prosecutors and the defense faced off over that same motion. ABC reported the judge had not yet ruled on whether to throw the case out.

Here's where I went out to the car. I keep a folder in the glovebox — registration, insurance card, the receipt from the one time the fan belt went — and Friday night I sat out there with the dome light on, laying the court reporting next to itself the way I lay those receipts side by side when a bill doesn't match what I was quoted. According to the Washington Examiner, Judge Trevor McFadden pressed Comey's attorneys on whether dismissing this case could turn into what he called a great exercise in futility, if a grand jury later comes back with an indictment over more recent conduct. That's on the record, from the bench, Friday afternoon.

And at that same hearing — this is the part I kept rereading — The New York Times reported that prosecutors suggested they may seek additional charges against Comey. I asked the man at the corner store this morning if he could explain why a department would float a fourth charge the same day a judge wonders aloud whether killing the third one would accomplish anything. He sells lottery tickets and cigarettes for a living. He didn't have an answer. Neither do I.

Oh — one more thing, before I let you go. Two investigations into this leak closed without charges. The third is being argued over right now, this week, on the grounds that it came too long after the fact. The New York Times didn't say what a fourth charge would even cover. Does anything in the record say what it's supposed to be about?

My wife's probably still right. I should have left it alone.

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RECORD PROFIT, RECORD PUMP

Trump calls record diesel prices proof of a fortune; Exxon and Chevron just made exactly that.

In August, the average gallon of diesel in the United States had not yet reached its most expensive hour, but the average gallon of gasoline had: four dollars and eight cents, every day of the month, the first time that had happened in the nation's history, and ninety cents more than the same gallon cost a year before. The war the United States was running against Iran was the reason given for the record.

The diesel gallon caught up fast. On September 4th it reached five dollars and eighty-five cents, an all-time high, and the economist Dean Baker wrote on social media that "Trump did it," putting a byline on the record. The gallon broke that record again the next day, to five dollars and eighty-eight cents — two records in two days, both of them set before Labor Day had even arrived. Axios reported that incumbent Republicans were fretting over what the number would do to them in November; their own internal polling showed that when voters were asked whom to blame for it, they answered with the president's name.

Six weeks later, at a rally in Arizona, hours after new federal data showed inflation running at its highest level in months, the president offered his own reading of that same gallon to the crowd: "Because of the price of oil, Texas and Oklahoma and North Dakota and all these places, we're making a fortune." He named the states. He did not name the companies.

On October 30th he did not have to. ExxonMobil and Chevron reported third-quarter profits built by running their refineries at full tilt into the identical high diesel prices the president had just finished calling a fortune — the war with Iran, and the conflict with Russia, doing for refining margins what no lobbyist needs to ask Congress for directly. The fortune was real. It was also specific: it belonged to two companies, collected a gallon at a time, at pumps used by households that did not report a blowout quarter of their own.

Four days remain before the election that will tell Republicans whether their own pollsters had it right about who gets blamed for the number.

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Justice Department offers $1 million for voter fraud tips; the pope's mail ballot isn't among them.

I keep the running file on who gets investigated for this election and who doesn't, and this week it needed a new tab.

Start on September 10th, when the First Circuit Court of Appeals called the president's mail-in voting executive order "likely unlawful," leaving it dead before a single midterm ballot could be cast. On October 15th, Texas got sued after a computer failure stranded nearly 600,000 voter registrations days before early voting opened — the state's own system, not a foreign hand, produced that backlog. On October 26th the president posted that anybody who reports voter fraud, past or upcoming, gets $1 million, paid out on arrest and conviction, with no cases named yet to collect it on. The same Monday, a federal appeals court declined to let the Justice Department set aside 20,000 mail ballots in California that officials called noncitizen votes, and the department opened the identical inquiry in Washington state before the ruling's ink dried.

Six wire services carried it by Friday morning — Fox, CBS, Le Monde, ABC, the Washington Examiner, the New York Post — each one noting the same fact: no sitting pope had voted in a U.S. election before. None of the six mentioned a subpoena. None mentioned the $1 million reward, or an inquiry, or a request for his registration file. The ballot traveled from a city-state with no voter rolls of its own, filled out by a head of state with diplomatic immunity, and as of Friday it carries a subpoena count of zero, a lawsuit count of zero, and a reward-claim count of zero.

Twenty thousand names in California drew a federal lawsuit and, within the week, a grand jury. A single ballot from Vatican City drew six headlines and a wire photo. Hon, that's not a loophole. That's the whole ledger, open on the counter, for anyone who wants to read which address gets you scrutiny and which one gets you a souvenir story.

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Judge asks how suspects were found; Justice Department answers with subpoenas, a $1 million bounty, and friendly judges.

I didn't sleep last night, and I want to blame the fan belt — the car's been making that whine since July, the one that means a replacement I keep saying I'll get to on a Saturday — but it wasn't the belt. It was a court date. I lay there doing arithmetic in the dark until my wife told me to leave it alone and get some sleep, which I have never once in forty years managed to do when she says it that way.

Here's the arithmetic she told me to leave alone. Three employees of the Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder's office were subpoenaed this week and ordered to appear in federal court on November 4th. Is November 3rd the date sixty of the country's most contested House and Senate races are scheduled to be decided? If the ballots get counted on the 3rd and the court date is the 4th, which one happens first — the count, or the explaining of the count?

I took the car in last month for a noise under the hood and asked the man a plain question: what's wrong with it. He didn't answer that. He wrote up an invoice for parts he hadn't ordered yet and told me to come back Thursday. I paid him anyway, because apparently that's how it goes now — you ask a question, a bill comes back instead — and I didn't think much of it until this week, when I noticed it isn't only my garage.

Go back to October 17th. The Justice Department sent a letter to California election officials warning that anyone who "knowingly tabulates" ballots cast by noncitizens risks prosecution. Did the letter explain how the department had identified which ballots those were? Or did it only say what happens to the people counting them?

Two days earlier than that, on October 15th, in Texas, a computer failure had left almost six hundred thousand voter registration applications stuck in the system, just as early voting was set to open. Is a stuck application the same thing as a fraudulent one? Did the state call the glitch itself a crime, or just a glitch?

On October 26th, the president posted that a million dollars would go to anyone reporting voter fraud, past elections or the midterms — payable, the post specifies, upon the arrest and conviction of whoever's responsible. Has an arrest been announced yet, anywhere, against anyone? Has a conviction?

The next day, October 27th, a nationwide review of judicial assignments found that fifty-three of those sixty marquee races sit in districts or states with at least one Trump-appointed, election-denying judge seated to hear whatever challenge comes. Fifty-three of sixty — is that most of the map, or some of it?

So: a warning letter on the 17th. A bounty with no name attached to it on the 26th. A judge roster on the 27th. That's the sequence I had laid out last night, if you want to call a glovebox full of gas receipts a dashboard.

Oh — one more thing, and I nearly left without it, same as I nearly left that garage without reading my own invoice closely enough to catch the line items I hadn't agreed to. A nationwide reporting project published today found this isn't only a California story. It found the same shape — officials questioned, then subpoenaed, then left to explain themselves in a courtroom instead of to the public — running through election offices in more than one battleground state at once. The question a federal judge in California asked this month was how the department identified its suspects in the first place. Before you go: in any of those states, has anybody answered that yet?

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Called out by name for trying to buy Texas, Musk raises his spending to $445 million.

photo: Fox News

Set the two weeks on the table and the numbers settle by themselves, hon, before anyone says a word about them.

On September 25th, the Supreme Court let the Department of Homeland Security run its SAVE database against state voter rolls for the final ninety days before the election, while a student ID law in New Hampshire lost its chance twelve days out. Ninety days to clean a list. Twelve to prove a name belongs on it. The filing on that gap already ran once, so it stays on the table here, not the front of the ledger.

On October 12th, the tally for Elon Musk's midterm giving came back at $276 million, "absolutely insane" was the word used at the time. The next day, October 13th, it closed at $366 million, the largest single total in the cycle, ahead of his own 2024 account to Donald Trump.

On October 24th, at a rally in Austin, Senate candidate James Talarico stood in front of his own alma mater and said the quiet part: "Texas is not for sale," naming the money behind his opponent, Ken Paxton, by its source.

On October 27th, a newspaper editorial called him "Exhibit A" for billionaire wealth generally, nothing new in the argument, but it ran the week before the figure moved again.

It moved again. As of today, the filing reads $445 million, $189 million of it marked for the Texas race alone. That is seventy-nine million dollars added in seventeen days — nearly four million seven hundred thousand dollars a day, close to a hundred and ninety-three thousand dollars an hour, around the clock, for just over two weeks, while a candidate in that same race was telling a packed auditorium the state wasn't for sale.

A separate story ran the same morning asking how Musk's influence compares with past American moguls. Historians quoted in it said he is not unique. The ledger does not carry a comparison column. It carries a number, and the number is $445 million, and $189 million of it sits under one name on one ballot in one state.

Four days remain before the polls that list decides. Nothing on file caps what gets added to it between now and then.

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Investigative Reporting

THE LEDGER FILES AFTER THE VOTE

Chapter 2: A Mineral Resource Pertaining to the National Defense

Here is a piece of paper. Page 1110 of volume 43 of the Statutes at Large, chapter 426, approved on the third of March, 1925, and it begins with a title so long it is practically an argument: "An Act Authorizing the conservation, production, and exploitation of helium gas, a mineral resource pertaining to the national defense, and to the development of commercial aeronautics, and for other purposes." Your balloon is in there. It is filed under "other purposes." Last week I left you with the question of why a government would want to own a gas. The Interior Department answered it for Congress in 2013 in one sentence: "Because of helium's potential to lift military reconnaissance devices high…

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“Count the times this page says "historic," then count the ones with a number next to them. The difference is the news.”
— Sal

FOR SALE Frontier AI, government price: one dollar. The first one's free. You know what we call that. — Classifieds

FOR SALE Eight straight failed Pentagon audits, one careful owner. Payment plan: another budget increase. — Classifieds

FOR SALE Reflecting Pool, painted flag-blue, now algae-green, $14 million. Drains sold separately, repeatedly. — Classifieds

“The economy is historic, the process is ongoing, and the timeline is the timeline. Beyond that I refer you to the timeline.”
— Chip
By spring the dog sleeps in the shed. A man finds fewer hens at dusk.
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The Political Weather

Rain floods the checkout line again this morning, where 73 percent of adults disapprove of the way the president is handling inflation and rising prices, his worst mark of any issue this survey tested, worse even than his marks on the cost of living, 72 percent, and the economy, 66. The same five-day read held Democrats nine points up on the generic ballot for Congress, 53 to 44 among likely voters. Bring an umbrella and a wheelbarrow for the receipt. Back to you, everybody. — Gordy

Reuters/Ipsos, Oct 22-26, 1,679 adults — 73 percent of adults disapprove of the president's handling of inflation and rising prices, 19 percent approve, 6 percent don't know, 2 percent skipped, the highest disapproval of any issue tested in the survey; disapproval of his handling of the cost of living is 72 percent, of the economy 66 percent; among likely voters, 53 percent back the Democratic candidate for Congress, 44 percent the Republican, 2 percent another party, 2 percent skipped, a nine-point Democratic lead

The temperature is the day’s poll, not ours: the freshest public number on whatever the country was just asked, and it opens its own sources. The season — the president’s approval, averaged and dated — waits behind the temperature until a new wave lands.

The Crossings

The senate card — eight of 14 crossDRGeorgia — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.GANorth Carolina — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.NCNew Hampshire — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.NHMichigan — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.MIOhio (special) — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.OHTexas — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.TXMaine — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.MEAlaska — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.AKMinnesota — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.MNKansas — R-held. the call: Republican hold.KSSouth Carolina — R-held. the call: Republican hold.SCIowa — R-held. the call: Republican hold.IANebraska — R-held. the call: Republican hold.NEMississippi — R-held. the call: Republican hold.MSThe house card — seventeen of 23 crossDRVirginia 2nd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.New Jersey 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Wisconsin 3rd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.California 22nd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Iowa 3rd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 10th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Texas 34th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Pennsylvania 8th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Iowa 1st — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Washington 3rd — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Arizona 6th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Colorado 8th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Florida 25th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.North Carolina 11th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.North Carolina 1st — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Arizona 1st — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Ohio 9th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Florida 14th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Ohio 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.New York 17th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Michigan 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Michigan 10th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.

a dot is a race, colored by who holds the seat today; a dot across the dashed seam is a seat changing hands. The full form: the Politics page.

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