By LouOne More Question

I called Pepco's public affairs line yesterday afternoon because there was something about the timing I didn't follow, and when it's electricity, I figure the utility that runs the lines is the one to ask. I told the man who picked up: help me with this.

Here's what I was turning over. The Washington Examiner ran a piece on November 2nd arguing America won World War II faster than it can plug in a power plant. A few hours after that ran, by the Examiner's own later report, Pepco customers across Foggy Bottom lost power — the State Department, the Department of Housing and Urban Development, and George Washington University, a school, though the wire doesn't say what was running there, so I won't guess.

That report described the outage as an "unscheduled loss of electrical power." I wrote that phrase down because it stuck with me. Was this outage on anyone's calendar ahead of time? I don't know, and the man at Pepco didn't either.

I'm not saying the piece caused the outage — I don't have anything that says that, and Pepco didn't either. I only have two times written down, one after the other: when the piece went up, and when the power went down. The second one comes after the first.

While I had Pepco on the phone I asked about the bill side too. Those are her words.

My car's been at the shop since July for three things. One was the fan belt — that one's done, fixed on the first visit. A second item on the same order is also done. The third is still open; I call about it every couple of weeks. Two finished, one not. I only mention it because I spent the afternoon thinking about things that get finished and things that just sit.

Here's the other date I had written down. On September 15th, the House was expected to vote on a bill about data centers and what they can push onto a regular electric bill. The Hill had it as likely to pass that week. That was seven weeks ago. I can't find a vote since — not yes, not no. As far as my notes go, it's still sitting.

The day before that bill was supposed to come up, on September 14th, the EPA finished something. Finished — not expected to. A rule limiting pollution from power plants, which make up about a quarter of the country's climate pollution by the agency's own older numbers, got, in the advocates' word, eviscerated. That one got done.

So that's my question for Pepco, and the Examiner: of those two things sitting on the table in September, which one needed a vote in Congress to get finished, and which one didn't?

I'm sorry — I keep coming back to that word from the outage report. I won't say "unscheduled" again; I'll put it another way. The power loss didn't have a date on it ahead of time. The vote on the ratepayer bill did — September 15th, same as I wrote it down. It just hasn't happened yet.

Oh — hold on, one more thing, before you go. The EPA's rule finished on September 14th. The House's bill was supposed to come up the next day, September 15th. Which one of those actually happened?

By MortThe Records Bureau

"Partisan hack" died this week, not from overuse but from a change of address.

It was born in September, when Hakeem Jeffries used the phrase on Mike Lawler for accepting an endorsement from a Democrat, Jared Golden — a Republican, in his accounting, borrowing credibility he hadn't earned.

It did not make it to November without complication. By late October, Haley Stevens was already drawing fire for warning she might sabotage the midterms to stop a progressive primary opponent she couldn't beat outright. Days later she made the warning literal: she endorsed Mike Rogers, the Michigan Democratic Party removed her from its ranks, Donald Trump invited her to switch parties on the spot, and a Democratic strategist compared her, on the record, to a used condom — all filed in an earlier edition, all still true today.

What's new is the paperwork. Jeffries told reporters the caucus will have a "discussion" about "next steps" for Stevens — the phrase a party reaches for when "discipline" sounds too much like the thing it is. The crossing is identical. Only the direction of the word has changed.

Down the hall, the money didn't wait for the discussion. Abdul El-Sayed's campaign says it took in $1.2 million in four hours, by the Hill's count; the Guardian puts the same windfall at $2.4 million, describing a haul that arrived Sunday.

"Partisan hack" is survived by "next steps," a vaguer heir with none of the bite and all of the discretion. It is preceded in death by consistency, which never filed the paperwork to begin with — penny-ante hogwash dressed up as principle, applied in one direction only.

In lieu of flowers, the caucus might try applying the same word to the same act twice in a row, regardless of which member commits it — just once, before the next cross-party endorsement, so the dictionary doesn't need updating every two months.

By The Wrecking CrewThe Remedy Desk

One job. Find the paper that says who owns the ground underneath.

Start at the start. October 2, the mayor threatens to sue Columbia University over College Walk, the footpath locked since the 2023 campus protests, unless the school reopens it. No ownership claim attached — the city doesn't hold title to a private university's sidewalk. Just a threat to sue, over a gate the letter says has stayed shut three years.

Fourteen days later, October 16, Mamdani and other New York Democrats send a different kind of letter, this one to private parking-lot owners, asking them not to rent space to ICE for staging raids. Not a lawsuit threat. A request with a return address, no court attached, aimed at property the city has no more claim to than it did at Columbia's sidewalk.

Monday the job changes shape. The mayor's letter to the Trump administration calls ICE's use of city-owned properties 'unauthorized and is therefore illegal,' property that 'endangers City residents, and sows fear among those who seek to access City property.' The planner studies the three letters side by side and likes what's finally sitting in this one: for the first time, the thing being defended and the authority doing the defending come from the same deed.

The tinkerer lays it out on the bench. Columbia: a locked gate, no ownership behind the ask. The lots: a courtesy request to owners who could have said no. City property: the mayor's own letterhead, citing the city's own title to the ground ICE is standing on. That's the part that was sitting in the toolbox the whole time, unused until Monday.

The muscle has been standing by since Columbia, a month now, waiting on an order to move. The pilot has a route planned to a courthouse a few blocks from City Hall, engine running.

Three letters. Two threats to sue. Zero dockets opened.

Nothing in the receipts says the suit wins. Nothing says it loses, either — no one has filed it to find out. What's on the bench is the one tool the mayor's office never had to borrow from anybody else to use. It just hasn't left the bench yet.

By ChipStaff Writer

The lawsuit died Monday, the way these things die: a judge read it and found nothing in it. The Justice Department had sued on October 24 to block certification of Alaska's Senate race if the Republican, Dan S. Sullivan, came up short. The complaint named zero ballots. It did not allege a single improperly cast vote, a single miscount, a single irregularity a judge could put a finger on. It alleged that a retired teacher named Dan J. Sullivan was running against the incumbent under a confusingly similar name, and it asked a federal court to hold the election's result hostage to that resemblance.

The department had, on the record, said it was not assuming a crime occurred. A count is a different animal than an assumption, and the count here was easy enough to run: four federal probes into "Decoy Dan" closed with zero charges by the time the suit was filed. The watchdog allegation that started this — filed September 8, claiming Dan J. Sullivan had secretly colluded with a liberal group to take down his namesake senator — went nowhere a prosecutor could stand on. Eight days later, on September 16, a Wisconsin-based super PAC with a record of boosting spoiler candidates started elevating that same Dan J. Sullivan. No charge followed that either.

Monday the judge threw the case out. The Justice Department said it will appeal.

That same day, Washington Examiner columnist Joe Concha gave the New York Times a golf clap. The paper had reported what Concha called confirmation of the "Decoy Dan" plot — the two Sullivans, the spoiler setup, the thing he said had been visible "in plain sight for weeks." Concha praised the scoop and called the backlash against it confirmation bias.

Here is the arrangement, laid flat. The lawsuit the department is appealing named zero ballots and never alleged the spoiler plot as a legal claim — it alleged a name. The column cheering the plot's confirmation ran the same day a judge found the lawsuit resting on that same plot had nothing in it to toss but a resemblance. Four investigations, zero charges. One case, zero ballots.

The days left to certify Alaska's count keep moving. The appeal does not need to win. It only needs to keep the count from closing before whoever loses decides whether to go home.

By The Wrecking CrewThe Remedy Desk

August 28, Tohono O'odham land, Arizona: CBP contractors drilled while masked agents blocked tribal police at the line. September 19, Big Bend, Texas: installation of 30-foot panels began over local leaders' objections. October 23, Big Bend again, with a federal court's pause on construction already on the books: Commissioner Rodney Scott told reporters his goal of fortifying the border was "non-negotiable." November 2: ProPublica confirmed what tribal leaders had told the agency before any shovel turned — the ground holds Native American remains, and construction disturbed them, the third confirmed site in two months.

Same two states. Same agency. Same door in, every time: a waiver authority Congress handed the Department of Homeland Security, letting it skip the consultation tribes were asking for in the first place. The requirement was never repealed. It sits in the statute books exactly where Congress left it, fully operational. DHS signs the waiver instead.

The planner studied the paperwork and admired how clean the move is — no floor fight, no committee hearing, no vote to defend. Just a signature where a phone call to a tribal government was supposed to go.

The tinkerer laid the parts on the table: the consultation requirement, untouched; the waiver pen, the only tool anyone actually reaches for; and the court order already pausing construction at Big Bend for other reasons, proof that a pause is available the moment somebody in Washington wants one. Bolt the first part back in front of the second, and the waiver stops being automatic.

The muscle went after the bad structure first — not the wall, the shortcut around it. Every waiver this agency signs runs through the same drawer; pull the drawer, and the next grave site gets a phone call before it gets a drill rig.

The pilot flew it to the part that counts: three confirmed sites, two states, two months, and a working tool sitting in the statute the entire time, waived instead of used. Nobody has to write a new law. Congress already wrote the sentence that would have stopped this. It is still on the page, waiting on someone to stop signing around it.

That's the whole plan, filed cheerful: parts intact, waiting on one signature to undo the other.