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Democrat: the needle points at 147 DAYS, out of TWO DAYS, TWENTY-FIVE DAYS, NOT AT ALL, 147 DAYS. TWO DAYS TWENTY-FIVE DAYS NOT AT ALL 147 DAYS

Take the two biggest promises the phrase was attached to and put a calendar against them. On July 19, 2020, on television: "We're signing a health-care plan within two weeks" 1. He left office six months later without one 2.

On May 28, 2025, asked whether Russia's president was stringing him along on Ukraine: "I'll let you know in about two weeks" 3. On August 22 the answer was "a couple of weeks" again 4. The first significant sanctions on Russian oil, against Rosneft and Lukoil, came on October 22 — one hundred and forty-seven days after the two weeks began 5. Nobody has been misled about a deadline here; the deadline was never the point. The point is that the clock is a way to make a question go away, and the question in this case was a war.

Sources

  1. "We're signing a health-care plan within two weeks," 19 July 2020 — The Washington Post, 1 August 2020
  2. He left office in January 2021 with no health care plan issued — Yahoo News
  3. "I'll let you know in about two weeks" on whether Putin was stalling, 28 May 2025 — CNN
  4. "A couple of weeks" again, 22 August 2025 — CNN
  5. Sanctions on Rosneft and Lukoil announced 22 October 2025 — Foreign Policy

“Two weeks. I'm going to be a nuisance about this one, I apologize in advance. April 2017, the infrastructure announcement: two weeks. July 2020, on television: "We're signing a health-care plan within two weeks" — and January comes, and there's no plan. May 28th of last year, on Russia: "I'll let you know in about two weeks." The sanctions came October twenty-second. I did the arithmetic on the back of an envelope in the glovebox, twice, because I kept getting a number I didn't like: a hundred and forty-seven days. Sorry, I know, I keep coming back to it. If two weeks is fourteen days, what is a hundred and forty-seven?”— Lou

“Two weeks. The health care plan was two weeks out in July of 2020 and it did not come at all. The Russia decision was two weeks out on the twenty-eighth of May, and the sanctions landed a hundred and forty-seven days later. Two weeks isn't a schedule. It's a way to end a sentence — it means stop asking — and the only reason it works is that nobody goes back with a calendar.”
Sal
“"Two weeks" indicates imminence rather than duration, and treating a figure of speech as a unit of time is a category error that reflects on the listener, not the speaker, who was simply being encouraging.”
Chip
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