Page G1From§Each1 September 2026
The Funnies
Pretty Soon

We're going down, and getting gasoline below $2 a gallon.
September 2024.

You're going to see $2 gasoline pretty soon. Bigger than a tax cut.
October 2025.

$1.99. Five states.
2026.

Four-ten for regular. And this thing drinks the hi-test at six-fifty.