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On termination

Democrat

Democrat: the needle points at TACO, out of NO INTENTION, NONE WHATSOEVER, THE INVESTIGATION, THE FULL TERM, TACO. NO INTENTION NONE WHATSOEVER THE INVESTIGATION THE FULL TERM TACO

The fold has a second act, which is why this one earns the word twice. On January 12, 2026, the Justice Department opened a criminal investigation into the Fed chair over the cost of the central bank's headquarters renovation 1. On April 24 the department dropped it 2. On May 15 his term as chair ended on the date the statute set, and the Federal Reserve named him chair pro tempore for the handover 3. On May 22 Kevin Warsh was sworn in, with a term to May 21, 2030 4.

The ledger in one line: termination could not come fast enough, and it never came. The investigation was dropped in fourteen weeks. The man served every day of his term and left on a Friday with his name on the press release. Whoever holds the chair now holds it until 2030, into the term of whoever is president after the one after this one. The building got renovated.

Sources

  1. The Justice Department opened a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell over the headquarters renovation — Axios, 12 January 2026 ↑
  2. The Justice Department dropped the Powell investigation — CNBC, 24 April 2026 ↑
  3. Powell designated chair pro tempore at the end of his term as chair — Federal Reserve press release, 15 May 2026 ↑
  4. Kevin Warsh sworn in as Fed chair, term to 21 May 2030 — CNN, 22 May 2026 ↑

“You do this every day and I do it once, so bear with me. April 17: termination cannot come fast enough. April 21: the Dow drops 971 points, the dollar hits a three-year low. April 22: no intention, none whatsoever. January: the Justice Department opens a file on him about a renovation. April: the file closes. May 15: his term as chair ends on schedule. Sorry, I've got my coat on — which one of those dates is the termination?”— Lou

“"Termination cannot come fast enough." Five days later: no intention of firing him, none whatsoever. Then a criminal investigation into the guy over the cost of a building renovation, dropped three months later, and the man walks out the front door on the last day of his term with a plaque. The only thing that got terminated was the sentence.”
Sal
“The president never wanted him fired, he wanted him motivated, and a Justice Department inquiry is one of the most motivating things a central banker can receive — dropped, of course, once the motivation had been delivered.”
Chip
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